Feren's Dark Soul

This comes from a conversation I was having with a friend the other day. It went something like this:

Feren: "I don't have to worry about photographs stealing my soul because I don't have one!"

Me: "Sure you do! It's small, dark, bald, twisted, and has a gin IV to keep it going, but you have one!"

Feren: "What would a small, dark, twisted soul look like?"

Me: "Sort of like Slimer after a wasting illness, I'd imagine."

Feren: "Slimer, eh?"

And this popped into my head.