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MLP Friendship is Epic 08
The Road so Far:
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Doctor Whooves:  "I'd use my sensors but they're being jammed!  He won't have thought of blocking your equipment, though, cause it's too primitive."
Doctor Whooves:  "We're going on an adventure!"
Twilight Sparkle:  "In a shed?"  ...  "It's bigger on the inside!"
Doctor Whooves:  "Right.  Um.  It's a time machine, you see."
Hoofcutter:  "The Crusaders!  Get them!"
Sweetie Belle:  "There has been too much violence, too much pain.  But I have an honorable compromise.  Just fly away."
Twilight Sparkle:  "Will SOMEONE tell me what's going on here?"
Diamond Tiara:  "So ... all right.  Then I need to tell you about the muffins."
Doctor Whooves:  "But soon after, the muffin-ponies started mutating into horrible violent mutant ponies, and not long after that, the world started dying... stuck forever in an eternal late afternoon"
Doctor Whooves:  "Well, here's where it gets
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Literature
MLP Friendship is Epic 07
MLP Friendship is Epic 07
The small, broken bundle in black robes that was The Master lay across the back of the towering bone-pale figure of the Colossal, looking past the dripping blood-red mane to the ponies staring back at him from behind Twilight's purple shield.  "EEEYAHAHAhahaha!  Finally!  I knew you'd have to show up here eventually, Doctor!  Finally, enough magic for me to be restored to myself, to be regenerated to my full strength!  All I need now is to wait for that pitiful unicorn's pitiful magic to wear out, and I'll be able to take your key from you!"  The domed purple shield wavered and shrank under the red glow surrounding it, deforming a little bit.  "And what clever plan will you pull out now?  I have everything around you!  You have nothing!"
Doctor Whooves didn't move, didn't flinch, but rather just stared determinedly up at Master Colossal, his eyes narrowed.  "Well, hello there, Master Spur.  You've looked b
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Literature
MLP Friendship is Epic 06
MLP Friendship is Epic 06
The Crusaders had brought them as close to The Compound as they could without being seen, then turned to hurry back to Sweet Apple Acres as swiftly as Scootaloo's wings could propel them.  Twilight was a bit disappointed - she had thought for certain that the girls would help them, but they'd left with barely a word.  So instead, Doctor Whooves, Derpy, and Twilight had made their way by hoof to the edge of the compound on their own, hurrying from the shelter of a boulder to the cover of a gully, then from the gully to the lee of a hill, always managing to stay out of sight.  For some reason, Doctor Whooves seemed sure the TARDIS would be here.  Or at least - this 'Master Spur' would be there, and the Doctor was certain he was the one to have stolen the TARDIS.
"Forty seven seconds," Doctor Whooves stated confidently, and darted out from behind the hill to gallop towards the wall of logs and rusted metal.  Twili
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Literature
MLP Friendship is Epic 05
The blasted landscape of Equestria had seen a late afternoon that had lasted for 15 years.  The few scattered pockets remaining of normal ponies had only the faintest memories of the concepts of night - of what a sunrise or a sunset looked like.  The vicious mutants didn't even have a memory of "The Before Time."  For them, late afternoon was simply what was - ever-present waning, reddish light, diffusely spreading across the brown, dead landscape.  Stories told them by the monstrous Sweet Apple Acres ponies of 'night' and 'day' were dismissed as obvious lies - attempts to control them, or legends of their monstrous dead goddesses, Celestia and Luna.
In one part of Equestria, that late afternoon sun shone down upon a small town where all records of it ever being called Ponyville were destroyed.  It was now simply "The Compound," surrounded by a makeshift wall covered in spikes, to protect it from the unnaturally magical ponies from the
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Literature
MLP Friendship is Epic 04
MLP and characters created by Hasbro & Lauren Faust
Random references by lots of other sci-fi and fantasy
Friendship is Epic is taken from random craziness in pony-chats across the internet. I have collated them into a story - but the ideas in general are fueled by the casual comments of dozens of random anonymous fans.
MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS EPIC
Part 4
by Noir deSilhouette
Doctor Whooves watched Twilight walk off with Diamond Tiara. Now there was a pony who'd benefited, in this dark future. She had really overcome her foalish selfishness from the time period he was more used to. He laughed softly to himself as Derpy trotted off happily chiming, "Food, food, food!" as if she hadn't just been eating an hour ago or so. Or ten years ago, depending on how you looked at it, ao maybe she was justified in being hungry. He grinned as he followed after to see what sort of spread was laid out.
As could be expected of the new Sweet Apple Acres, virtually every dish had apples in it - appl
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Literature
MLP Friendship is Epic 03
MLP and characters created by Hasbro & Lauren Faust
Random references by lots of other sci-fi and fantasy
Friendship is Epic is taken from random craziness in pony-chats across the internet.  I have collated them into a story - but the ideas in general are fueled by the casual comments of dozens of random anonymous fans.
MY LITTLE PONY:  FRIENDSHIP IS EPIC
Part 3
by Noir deSilhouette
Twilight Sparkle was wedged into the side of the Scootbuggy, squeezed in next to Scootaloo as the white leather-wearing pegasus propeled this metal cart - this 'dune buggy' - across the barren wasteland.  Doctor Whooves was wedged into the far side, his brown mane blowing back in the wind.  Derpy was flying along overhead, seemingly unconcerned about the devastation around them that once had been the green and bountiful hills around Ponyville.
She couldn't believe how big Scootaloo was - heck, how big the rest of the Cutie Mar- ... The Crusaders were.  Olde
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Literature
MLP Friendship is Epic 02
MLP and characters created by Hasbro & Lauren Faust
Random references by lots of other sci-fi and fantasy
Friendship is Epic is taken from random craziness in pony-chats across the internet.  I have collated them into a story - but the ideas in general are fueled by the casual comments of dozens of random anonymous fans.
MY LITTLE PONY:  FRIENDSHIP IS EPIC
Part 2
by Noir deSilhouette
Doctor Whooves looked around at the blighted landscape.  "But it really shouldn't have brought us this far forward... this isn't right."
Twilight sat stunned, looking around at the devastation.  She had lived in Ponyville only a short time, but she loved the quiet simplicity of the place, and its wonderful people, and all her friends... how could this have happened?
"Must be the interference wave, we'll have to go try aga-"
She took off like a shot, galloping towards Ponyville.
"No, wait!" cried Doctor Whooves, behind her, but she paid no attention.  She ha
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Literature
MLP Friendship is Epic 01
MLP and characters created by Hasbro & Lauren Faust
Random references by lots of other sci-fi and fantasy
Friendship is Epic is taken from random craziness in pony-chats across the internet.  I have collated them into a story - but the ideas in general are fueled by the casual comments of dozens of random anonymous fans.
MY LITTLE PONY:  FRIENDSHIP IS EPIC
by Noir deSilhouette
It was a peaceful day in Ponyville.  The pegasus ponies had done a great job of clearing the sky to a beautiful blue with just a few decorative white drifting clouds.  The bright spectrum of pony colors strolled the streets as the inhabitants of Ponyville enjoyed the weather, the warm sun and cool breeze.
A tan pony with a dark brown mane came galloping through the town, the hourglass on his flank marking him as Doctor Whooves, Ponyville's resident mad genius.  Usually he was pretty sedate, just wandering around and helping out, but every once in a while he could
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Literature
PCA: Sex Eggucation 01
Pokemon Combat Academy
Sex Eggucation
Part 01
by Noir deSilhouette
Pokemon is © Nintendo
Mr. Tinabula is © Marshtomp
Mara, Venus, Tynan, and Cassius is © Luircin
Katsuo, Brittany, Hallstein, and Lyuba is © me
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Katsuo sat in the class, listening to the buzz of conversation all around him. The room was full of small groups of students all talking with each other while the teacher - Mr. Tinabula - was going around offering a bowl to each girl in the class. The bowl was full of the student cards of all the boys in the class - each card with a head shot of the student in question, with their name and species listed at the top, a symbol for their elemental type up in the corner, and a few basic stats for their fighting history down below the photo.
A massive metallic Bronzong, Mr. Tinabula was like a walking wall - or a bell, rather, which is what a Bronzong basically was.  He was the sex education teacher - ironic, since Bronzongs didn't actual
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Literature
PCA - New Students 02
Pokemon Combat Academy
Team Nakama - New Students
Part 02
by Noir deSilhouette
Pokemon is © Nintendo
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Therefore,  in your deliberations,  when seeking to determine the battle conditions, let them be made the basis of a comparison, in this wise:
(1)  Which of the two battlers is imbued with the Moral law, most in harmony with his audience?
(2)  Which of the two battlers has the most ability?
(3)  With whom are advantages derived from Heaven and Earth?
(4)  On which side is discipline most rigorously enforced?
(5)  Which battler is stronger, morally as well as physically?  Which battler has a stronger belief in his own rightness to win?
(6)  On which side are the battlers more highly trained?
(7)  For which battler is there the greater need for victory or fear of defeat?
By means of these seven considerations I can forecast victory or defeat.  The battler th
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Literature
PCA: New Students 01
Pokemon Combat Academy
Team Nakama - New Students
Part 01
by Noir deSilhouette
Pokemon is © Nintendo
Coal Eons © ebonyPikachu
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Sun Chirasu said:  The art of battle is of vital importance to the society.  It is a matter of honor and responsibility, a road either to safety or to ruin.  Hence it is a subject of inquiry which can on no account be neglected.  The art of battle, then, is governed by five constant factors,  to be taken into account in one's deliberations,  when seeking to determine the conditions obtaining in the field.  These are:  
(1)  The Moral Law
(2)  Heaven
(3)  Earth
(4)  The Battler
(5)  Training
The MORAL LAW causes the people to be in complete accord with those around them, so that they will be supported by the audience regardless of their strength, undismayed by any opponent.  HEAVEN signifies night
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Literature
Dresden: A Very Harry Xmas
A Very Harry Christmas
A fanfic by Noir deSilhouette
Characters and World by Jim Butcher
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My workshop has very solid beams running across its ceiling.
Usually, I focused on things lower than the ceiling.  My workshop was underground, with stone walls and a concrete floor.  The walls were covered in wire racks holding boxes, bags, bottles, urns, and every other container known to man or wizard, most of them holding relatively commonplace items which are the tools of my trade - stacks of blank white paper, a jarful of cheap beaded jewelry, a Tupperware bin of shiny water-smoothed stones, and a bag of stale old Oreos.  The rest held rare and unbelievable items which are also the tools of my trade, like basilisk scales and powdered hens' teeth.  The floor had a permanent silver circle set into the stone floor, the mess of the rest of the lab kept well away from its perfect ring.  Off to one side a large workbenc
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Yes, I, too, have been struck with the magic that is friendship.  I have watched My Little Ponies:  Friendship is Magic, and it is awesome.  It is a wonderful breath of fresh air, an innocent and cheerful show that lets us forget, for a moment, the nasty stuff happening around us.  It cheers me up, and that is a wonderful, valuable thing.

When Lauren Faust, one of the creative minds involved in Power Puff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, both highly creative and imaginative shows, brings us a new girl's cartoon, after declaring that she hates girls' cartoons for assuming girls are stupid, how could I not give it a chance?

Also, the music is catchy, the small in-jokes are wonderful, and I'm convinced that Lauren Faust plays dungeons and dragons.  Twilight's soapbox rant against the Pinkie Sense is a perfect rant from a D&D wizard to a D&D sorcerer (3.0).

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