The Road so Far:
Doctor Whooves: "I'd use my sensors but they're being jammed! He won't have thought of blocking your equipment, though, cause it's too primitive."
Doctor Whooves: "We're going on an adventure!"
Twilight Sparkle: "In a shed?" ... "It's bigger on the inside!"
Doctor Whooves: "Right. Um. It's a time machine, you see."
Hoofcutter: "The Crusaders! Get them!"
Sweetie Belle: "There has been too much violence, too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just fly away."
Twilight Sparkle: "Will SOMEONE tell me what's going on here?"
Diamond Tiara: "So ... all right. Then I need to tell you about the muffins."
Doctor Whooves: "But soon after, the muffin-ponies started mutating into horrible violent mutant ponies, and not long after that, the world started dying... stuck forever in an eternal late afternoon"
Doctor Whooves: "Well, here's where it gets